To become a paid Ticket Assassin member:

After registering, you can pay using one of these methods:

NOTE: Memberships paid with PayPal will be processed within 48-72 hours (not 24 hours), more if it involves a weekend. 

Please be patient. This process is not automated. I must review each member’s citation details on a case by case basis and then send you the examples that best fit your particular citation and circumstances.  It’s just me here, since Covid, and it often takes me several days. (the court sends out batches of courtesy notices in clumps, so I get memberships in batches, and it takes days to work through them)

Also, I do not work at night. I have regular business hours just like everybody else. So, if you register on a Friday afternoon, I’ve probably already started drinking so don’t expect anything from me until the middle of next week.

(don’t worry if you have an urgent issue – after paying, you receive my super-secret urgent email address for emergencies)

To pay by check or money order, please make it out to PATRICK MULROY(not “Ticket Assassin” – any checks made out to Ticket Assassin can not be processed and will be shredded) and send to:

P.O. Box 170665
San Francisco, CA 94117-0665

Be SURE to include your email address with your payment!

Note: Memberships paid with a check are only processed after receiving the check at our P.O. box (no exceptions).

Thanks for your support!

Did you register?

If you paid but did not register, then you need to register now, or we can’t help you. Register here.

When you register, a link to the members-only section will be emailed to the address you provided on the registration page. You can follow that link to the members-only section to access some of the materials to fight your ticket. Paid member examples will be emailed to the member after reviewing their registration information.

Note: Keep registration descriptions BRIEF (no more than a paragraph, 4-6 sentences). If we need more information, we’ll contact you. Please do not register on the site more than once. If you are a paid member requesting additional examples past your first request, please email us a copy of your ticket for review. Membership is only for ONE person for one year, we’ll need to verify the ticket belongs to the person who originally registered and not someone else.