Privacy Statement

The Ticket Assassin is committed to honoring the privacy of visitors to our website. We will never, ever, ever, under any circumstances whatsoever, upon pain of death, ever give your e-mail address or other information to anyone, anywhere, anytime, for any reason.

What information does The Ticket Assassin ask for and how is it used?
Do I get to choose what information I disclose?
Who has access to my personally identifiable information?
What if I need to change the personal information I previously disclosed?
Who can I contact if I have any questions regarding my privacy?
Is this legal advice?

  • What information does The Ticket Assassin ask for and how is it used?
    When you complete our survey you will be asked to provide certain information, such as your name and contact information. We ask for this so that we may inform you when significant changes or additions have been made to The Ticket Assassin website. In the future, The Ticket Assassin will use the info to tailor our presentations to you, facilitate your movements throughout our site, provide personalized services, and communicate separately with you.
  • Do I get to choose what information I disclose?
    Abso-friggin-lutely. We do need your e-mail address, since this is an e-mail list, but all other requested information is optional and may be given at your discretion. You can always choose whether or not to disclose any information through our sign-up sheet.
  • Who has access to my personally identifiable information?
    The Ticket Assassin, and him alone, has access. Not even his many minions and obsequious sycophants can view the magic list. The Ticket Assassin uses information that we collect to make your visit to our website more productive and tailored to your individual preferences.
    Again, we DO NOT share information, either personally identifiable or aggregate data, with anyone.
  • What if I need to change the personal information I previously disclosed?
    Simply fill out the survey once again, with the new information.
  • Who can I contact if I have any questions regarding my privacy?
    You have the ability to contact The Ticket Assassin directly with any comments or questions via the contact page .
  • Is anything on this site legal advice?
    No. Hell no. We’ve done our best to provide you with useful and accurate information on this web site. However, laws and procedures change often and are always subject to differing interpretation. If you use this site, it’s your responsibility ensure the facts and information contained here are applicable to your situation. It is your responsibility to understand your rights and obligations in accordance with the California Vehicle Code and other applicable state laws. Our goal is to encourage citizens to become more aware of their rights under the law. This site does not provide specific guidance concerning any unique case or situation. This site is not meant to be a substitute for the advice of an attorney. The content of this site reflects the opinions and interpretations of the sites authors and contributors and should not be construed as legal advice. For specific advice or guidance concerning your particular case, please consult an attorney.

Indemnification: Users of this site and its content agree to indemnify and hold harmless TicketAssassin.com, Black Rose Press, and its owners, employees, agents, partners and affiliates from and against all claims, demands, liabilities, expenses, losses, damages or attorney’s fees arising from any and all claims and lawsuits for libel, slander, copyright and trademark violation, as well as all other claims arising from the use or misuse of any information on this site or from a user’s violation of any law or a user’s violation of any rights of another.


This privacy policy covers exchanges of personally identifiable information within The Ticket Assassin website. Please be sure to check the privacy policies of each site you visit. If you have any questions or comments regarding your privacy at The Ticket Assassin, please email me via the contact page.