I have received your membership fee. You are officially a member of Ticketassassin.com for a period of one year. Thanks for joining the Ticket Assassin and supporting my efforts.
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How this works:
When I receive a membership fee, I get a notification. Then, I review the details of your citation (the details you gave during registration). I then send you additional material based on your particular ticket.
Please be patient. This process is not automated. I must review each member's citation details on a case by case basis and then send you the examples that best fit your particular citation and circumstances. It's just me here, since Covid, and it often takes me several days. (the court sends out batches of courtesy notices in clumps, so I get memberships in clumps, and it takes days to work through them)
Also, I do not work at night. I have regular business hours just like everybody else. So, if you register on a Friday at 7PM, I've already started drinking so you don't expect anything from me until the middle of next week.
If you paid but did not register, then you need to register now, or I can't help you. Register here.
Feel free to e-mail me if you have any questions or concerns; supporting members always have top priority and can contact me at member@ticketassassin.com. Questions sent to this email address are typically answered within 24-48 hours.
"Help! I have an urgent problem!"
For URGENT questions only for which you need a response within 24hrs, please e-mail me at urgent@ticketassassin.com. Please only use this address for truly urgent time-sensitive questions. (If you abuse this email address, your membership fee will be refunded and you will be banned from the site.) You can also contact me through Facebook, if you must, but understand that I will read your message with no small amount of contempt.
Warm regards,
Patrick Mulroy
The Ticket Assassin